This is how I became to hate work: day 2.

Alright, let's begin bitching about work.

Just because my door is open doesn't mean that you can enter,
Just because I don't say anything doesn't mean that you can put words in my mouth,
Just because I don't smile doesn't mean that you can laugh.

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How self destructive are you?

Boom.

I had thought of something that I was good at (I think it was even funny), but I forgot it. Sigh. Adriane would have been proud.

♫ Anna Nalick - Shine

I'm giving up In-n-Out.

They print their cups and burger wrappers with references to bible passages. I'm also debating on whether or not to give up on Forever 21. I'm thinking that a bigger impact would be to buy something there, and then ask the clerk to put my purchases in a bluntly non-denominational (or even, anti-religion) bag. Mwhahaha, I love being me.

Awesome, yes?

"A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog, and, believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore, saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was?

It was a little cocker spaniel dog, in a crate that he had sent all the way from Texas, black and white, spotted, and our little girl Tricia, the six year old, named it Checkers.

And you know, the kids, like all kids, loved the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we are going to keep it."

The first time you wear dangly earrings, they feel very heavy, and your ears feel like they want to fall off.

♫ New Young Pony Club - The Get Go

You can't be an adult if you run away

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce (Lemuel K. Washburn)

In our family we don't divorce men - we bury them (Ruth Gordon)

♫ Madita - Better Brother